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Lollipops Playground Assault Directly Linked to Lockout Laws
Over a year after lockout laws were introduced in Sydney’s Kings Cross it has emerged that violent assaults are down in the area, however crime rates have gone up at Children’s indoor playground centres. The lockout laws were introduced after… Read More ›
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ABC’s Q&A Rescinds Invite to Transformer Megatron To Appear On The Panel
ABC’s Q&A program courted controversy this week by having the first ever Australian charged under anti-terror legislation appear on the show and ask questions of the panel. The one-time terror suspect Zaky Mallah was involved in a heated exchange with… Read More ›
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Abbott Pleased His Misogyny Helps Bring Rudd And Gillard Closer Together
Prime Minister Tony Abbott is pleased to hear that his misogyny has helped bring warring former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard closer together. The news of Rudd and Gillard’s thawing of relations was revealed in episode three of… Read More ›
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Federal Government To Means Test ABC And SBS
Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is under fire after unveiling a new plan to reduce the federal budget deficit by means testing access to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC) and the Special Broadcasting Service (SBS). The move comes as Education Minister… Read More ›
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Milo To Follow Cadbury’s Lead And Change Recipe
Nestle makers of iconic milk drink Milo have announced several changes to their recipe to appeal to new tastes. Head of Nestle marketing Mike Nesbitt told The (un)Australian that due to the changing tastes of the Australian palate, they have… Read More ›
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Abbott Says Popes Are Visually Awful And Bad For Your Health
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has declared that popes are unsightly and make way too much noise, in response to the encyclical on climate change released by Pope Francis. “I recently cycled past a pope and found the big gold cross… Read More ›
Featured Categories
Politics ›
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One Nation Calls For A Ban On Writer’s Festivals As They Discriminate Against Their Voters
13/01/2026
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One Nation Surges In Popularity With 9 Out Of 10 Adulterers Now On Board
12/01/2026
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Frydenberg Defends Handing Out How To Vote Flyers At Memorial Services
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Sport ›
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The UnOZ’s Melbourne Cup Sweep
04/11/2025
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Obscure AFL Player Yet To Play 6 Games Trends On X As AFL Trade Week Begins
08/10/2025
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NRL Struggles To Find Act To Replace Teddy Swims, Shocked to Learn Slim Dusty Is Dead
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World ›
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Epstein Files Revealed To Be Nothing More Than A List Of Countries To Invade
06/01/2026
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Trick Or Treaters Warned That Wearing Orange Face Is Culturally Insensitive
31/10/2025
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Trump Tells The UN ”My Office Is Always A Balmy 70 Degrees, There’s No Climate Change.”
24/09/2025
Arts ›
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Chris Minns: 10 Iconic Buildings I’d Like To Turn Into A Pokies Den
05/08/2025
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Music Fans In Uproar As ‘Bound For Botany Bay’ Wins Hottest 100 Of 1788
30/01/2025
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Pub Trivia Answer Secretly Changed
04/06/2024
State ›
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Parliament House Security Under Fire As Abbott Gets Within Knighting Distance Of The King
22/10/2024
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King Charles Spends The Weekend Avoiding Tony Abbott
21/10/2024
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Weird Dude Who Likes To Play Dress Ups Scores A Free Trip To Australia
18/10/2024
News ›
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Cat Really Hoping To Avoid Current Owner In Next Eight Lives
04/12/2025
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Dan Andrews Forced To Flee To China To Escape News Corp Obsessives
05/09/2025
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Richard Marles Negotiates Tariff Exemption For Australian Made Couches With US VP JD Vance
27/08/2025