Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Scotty from marketing, has taken to the socials to launch his new catch phrase: ”Don’t blame me, I didn’t do it.”

”People have a lot of expectations on a former Prime Minister,” said Scotty from marketing. ”I’m expected to turn up to work, talk about the past, answer endless questions from the Royal Commission, it’s never ending.”

”That’s why I have my new catch phrase that should take care of most of the questions.”

When asked why the public should believe the man who secretly took up 5 extra ministries as opposed to a Royal Commissioner, Scotty from marketing said: ”Don’t blame me, I didn’t do it.”

”See it works, eh.”

”It’s also handy around the house as well. Jen used to ask me to help vacuum, but after I said, don’t blame me I didn’t do it a few thousand times, she stopped asking.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make a speech to parliament. I think you know what I’ll be opening with.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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