Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton has told reporters that he already has plans this weekend to wash his hair, so will be unable to make it to the Garma festival, after being invited by the Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
”These people need to give me more notice and quite frankly hold the event in a more accessible part of Australia,” said Opposition leader Dutton. ”I mean why couldn’t it be held down the road from my house?”
”Or in a marginal electorate?”
When asked given his history of boycotting the apology, opposing the voice and doing little for indigenous people whilst he was in Government for 9 years, should Indigenous Australians vote for him, the Opposition leader said: ”Well everyone should vote for me otherwise they will feel my vengeance.”
”You know I am planning on unleashing nuclear power on Australia and those reactors have to go somewhere.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and pick up some pillow slips and scissors. A friend of mine has invited me to a dress up party and I’m thinking of going as a ghost, that’s what most of my friends will be dressied as.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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