Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, has launched his party’s plans for the upcoming election at a small gathering on the fringes of Melbourne. The key plank to Donald Dutton’s campaign is his pledge to make Gina, err, Australia great again.
”Australian’s, Gina in particular, can’t afford three more years of Albo and Jim Chalmers,” said the Opposition leader. ”They need strong leadership and someone with economic knowhow, like Angus Taylor, sorry can’t say that with a straight face.”
”Gee, it’s hot in here, I’m sweating like Barnaby waiting for the results of a paternity test.”
When asked what his party offered Australia besides a half-baked nuclear plan, the Opposition leader said: ”We offer so much, we will take the burden off pensioners of having to deal with money by putting them all on indue cards.”
”Young people will be given the opportunity of joining the army or working for the dole.”
”But, what we will do that will the most impact is make things white again.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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