Australian Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, will today mark the anniversary of Kevin Rudd’s apology to the stolen generation by reenacting his infamous walk out and boycott of the initial apology.
”I stand by my boycott of the initial apology and promise that no Government I lead will ever say sorry to anyone,” snarled the Opposition leader. ”Well, of course we will apologise to Gina Rinehart if we upset her.”
”And of course any member of the Murdoch family, but no one else.”
When asked what his Government would offer to indigenous Australians, the Opposition leader said: ”Well, we won’t shoot them, lol, jokes.”
”The Government I lead will do all it can to unite Australians. Whether it be in uniting us against immigrants, Victorians or heck, the French.”
”A Dutton government will lead through hate.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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