Aspiring Mr Harbourside Mansion, Peter Dutton, has called for Parliament to be moved from Canberra and placed in the town that bids the most to host it, like the NRL do with their Grand Final.

”Who wants to go to Canberra?” Whined the Opposition leader. ”I mean there are no billionaires there, no one who can kick in some serious coin to my re-election campaign.”

”Gina doesn’t live in Canberra.”

When asked why he was so anti-Canberra and pro-Sydney, the member for Dixon said: ”As I said earlier, there’s no billionaires in Canberra.”

”Politics is about doing what’s best for the people you serve, like Gina, Rupert and Justin.”

”We need to be where the money flows and where I can access it.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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