Peter Dutton’s head cheerleaders, Sky News Australia, have spent the last night trying to link Prime Minister Anthony Albanese with the death of the Pope.

”Can the Prime Minister prove his whereabouts on the night the Pope died?” Asked Sky News host turned investigator Andrew Bolt. ”It seems more than a coincidence that the Pope died in the middle of an election campaign.”

”His death does take up a lot of news space, making it hard for a plucky Opposition leader to get air time.”

When asked if they were seriously trying to link the PM with the death of a Pope, Mr Bolt said: ”Well, has Mr Albanese answered any of my questions?”

”His silence is deafening.”

”If only my pal George Pell were still here, he had such a way of touching people at the most opportune times.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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