President Trump has spent his flight home from the G7 trying to figure out what Australian Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, meant when he called the President a soft c*ck for leaving the summit early.

”President Trump has a lot of time for Australia, well in theory not in practice,” said a Spokesperson for the President. ”Prime Minister Albanese I’m sure meant the term soft co*ck in endearing terms.”

”The President will be sure to remember this when looking at our next batch of tariffs.”

When reached for comment on being snubbed by the President, Prime Minister Albanese said: ”Look, these things happen, you know we’re World leaders and from time to time plans change.”

”Besides, it gives me a bit more time to meet with other World leaders, Australia has always had a strong bond with San Merino, and together we will grow it.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a golfing lesson with Greg Norman, apparently this might help me deal with Trump in the future.”

Mark Williamson

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