Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen for the pallet of Ivermectin that the MP gifted Jen and the Girls.

”George is a very generous chap, when he heard of my concern that the girls were yet to be vaccinated he sent us a pallet of Ivermectin,” said the PM. ”Sure, all he asked in return was for asylum visas for the Manilla girls ping pong team, but it’s the thought that counts.”

”Weird that the boxes that they came in had pictures of sheep on them.”

When asked why in a pandemic he would not bring the Member for Dawson to task for his anti-lockdown and anti-science rhetoric, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”The Coalition is a broad church, a very broad church, well it needs to be just to get George through the door.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pick up a package, it’s another gift from George.”

”What do you know about gargling bleach?”

Mark Williamson

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