Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has been spotted setting up a card table outside his favourite date night venue, Engadine Maccas, in an effort to sell more copies of his recently released book.

”They say the early bird gets the worm, so here’s hoping I can get a few sales from the brekky crowd,” said the former PM. ”What goes better with hash browns than a dose of the even newer testament according to your old mate ScoMo.”

”I’m talking in the third person, just in case you didn’t realise.”

When asked how many copies of his book he had sold, private citizen Morrison said: ”Heaps, it’s really flying off the shelves.”

”Why just the other day not only did a former PM buy a copy, but also a former Treasurer, Resources, Defence and Health minister bought a copy as well.”

”How good’s that!”

”Combine all those with the Christmas gift copies I picked up for Jen and the girls and this book is a certified hit.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all those has browns I had earlier are catching up with me so I need to go visit my porcelain office indoors.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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