Opposition leader (as of publishing), Peter Dutton, has released his terrifying vision for the country, should he take the throne from current Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
With the alternative Government planning to put a nuclear reactor in every backyard, have Nan working till she drops and to blame everything that goes wrong on foreigners*.
”The Australian people are sick and tired of this Albanese Government and want a big strong man, like me, to take over,” said the Opposition leader. ”It’s time to get back to doing what we do best, blaming foreigners of a certain colour.”
”I mean, I stubbed my toe last night and you know why, bloody refugees.”
When asked why his budget reply speech was light on details and policies but heavy on slogans and rhetoric, the Opposition leader said: ”Well I would’ve had more time to come up with some policies if I wasn’t too busy focusing on all the immigrants.”
”See how they are distracting me and taking me away from doing my job.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to have my next speech dictated to me by Gina Rinehart.”
*Matthias Cormann excluded of course.
Mark Williamson
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