Australia’s #auspol tragics have been left disappointed today after what they thought was a sign of a new Coalition leader, a puff of white smoke emanating from the Coalition party room turned out to just be Barnaby Joyce smashing a new vape.

”Yeah, my bad, didn’t realise this guava blueberry melon infused vape put out so much smoke,” said the member for New England. ”No wonder the guy at the smoke shop sold it to me under the counter.”

”Anyway, we’ll get a new leader soon enough, Angus, Sussan, the other one, good candidates to chose from.”

When asked what he felt went wrong with the Coalition’s election campaign, the member for New England said: ”Isn’t it obvious?”

”You have Australia’s best retail politician and you leave him languishing out in a paddock in the boondocks.”

”They didn’t even put me out to stud, imagine how well I would have done with all those swinging voters.”

”Dutton may have had a problem with female voters but I sure as heck don’t.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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