Following Opposition leader Sussan Ley’s speech at the National Press Club this week, where she pledged to do all she could to get more women into the Coalition, the shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has pledged to get behind all the women of the coalition.
”No one has done more for women in the Coalition that Myself,” proclaimed the shadow minister for home affairs. ”Every woman I have come across has benefited from the experience.”
”Don’t believe me, ask one of my wives, they scored some cash from the tabloids, both of them.”
When asked what he believed the Coalition could do to attract more women to the party, the member for New England said: ”Get rid of the bloody bonk ban.”
”We’re grown adults, no one should be telling me who I can or can’t bonk.”
”What’s the point of a party if you can’t bonk, may as well go off to the prayer room.”
”Not everyone in there who’s on their knees is praying, if you know what I mean.”
Mark Williamson
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