The Opposition’s shadow minister for home, foreign and veteran affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon his National colleagues to dump their leader David Littleproud and get behind him and start playing #BarnabyBall.

”Look, old mate Davey boy has had his shot and he’s missed,” said the member for New England. ”Time to reload and let the big bull loose on all the young heifers.”

‘Bazball is working for the Poms so let’s launch #BarnabyBall.”

When asked what he would do if he was appointed leader differently this time around, the shadow minister for home, foreign and veteran affairs said: ”I would look to be more inclusive, get more women in to the tent so to speak.”

”I would love for all the young women in the party to work under me as I have a lot to pass on.”

”I’m a man of the people, now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to press the flesh, so to speak and let the people play with Barnaby’s balls.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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