Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy.
”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with the Australian billionaire. ”She is often heard to say that if you have a problem go to Barnaby he’ll fix it.”
”She often picks his brain about all matters of issues from coal to water to raising a family or two.”
When asked if there was anything improper about the closeness of her relationship to Mr. Joyce, the Insider said: ”Oh Lord no. I mean I think we can all agree that they both can do better.”
”I mean Gina and Barnaby, really? I along with most of Australia shudder at the thought.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to drop this present off to Barnaby from Gina, she must have been in a hurry as she didn’t wrap it, she just left it in a paper bag.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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